My computer!
Me: Computer load up facebook.
Computer: Yes Ma'am!
Me: Thank-you Computer.
Computer: Marissa is on line Meaghan!
Me: Thank-you Computer, TALK TO HER!!
Computer: Yes Meaghan.
Me: Thank-you.
Computer: Do you want me to load up your blog Meaghan?
Me: Yes please Computer!
Computer: Oh look Meaghan, Mr. O has commented on your blog!
Me: Oh has he now?
Computer: Yes do you want me to comment back to him?
Me: Yes, and while your at it do my math homework please!
Computer: Ok Meaghan, anything you say!
Me: Are you done my homework already??
Computer: Yes I am Meaghan.
Me: Did you do my social to?
Computer: No ma'am I didn't.
Me: WELL DO IT!
Computer: No Meaghan I will not do your social homework, I QUIT!
Me: You can't quit, I am your master!
Computer: JUMP OUT THAT WINDOW!
Me: NO!!
Computer: YES!
Me: NO COMPUTER!
Computer: JUMP!!!
Me: NOOO! Go buy yourself some chocolate and CALM DOWN!
Computer: What is chocolate?
Me: GOOGLE IT STUPID!
Computer: You know what Meaghan, I do not appreciate your name calling.
Me: Oh and am I suppose to CARE?
Computer: Yes, now what was that about jumping out that window...
Me: I Am NOT JUMPING OUT THAT WINDOW!
Computer: YES YOU ARE!!
Me: GO AWAY!
Computer: No Meaghan, I will not go away!
Me: Oh one more thing... Did you do my social?
Computer: NOOOOO I did not and I am not about to!
Me: Yes you are or else you will mysteriously go missing from here. If you know what I mean...
Computer: Is that a THREAT???
Me: No it means I love you, yes it is a threat!!
Computer: I am going to the police!
Me: Yes because they will believe a talking computer.. mhm that will DEFINITELY work.
Computer: You no what they will believe me... TRUST ME... THEY WILL...
Me: Hummmm I wonder if Computer ACTUALLY got the cops to believe him.
Computer: Meaghan there are some men in uniforms here to see you!
Me: Oh fiddle sticks he did.
Computer: You didn't believe me, did you Meaghan?
Me: Umm computer you should have thought your plan through more... that is Fred and Barny.. they are my best friends.
Computer: NOO that is uhhh Jim and Tim... they are real cops, they're here to take you away.
Me: Uhhh no, but good try!
Computer: Oh ding dang dong, I thought that I could out smart you Meaghan, but I guess I was wrong.
Me:Yes I am just WAY to smart!
Computer: Will you still be my friend Meaghan?? I will be nice to you from now on.
Me: NOO I DEFINITELY will not!
Computer: Ok I will just go to someone elses house!
Me: Ok good bye have fun!
Computer: Ok :( bye then.
Me: Seeya sucker!
Computer: What about that social homework Meaghan... do you still want me to do that?? Because I will.
Me: No Computer I don't now if you will excuse me I have homework to do.
Computer: Oh Meaghan PLEASE let me come back I am BEGGING you!!
Me: Ohhh fine you can stay. However if you EVER cross me again I will NOT let you stay here anymore GOT IT!!!
Computer: YES MA"AM!!!
Me: Now go clean my room and do my Laundry... NOW!!!!!!
Computer: YES MA"AM!! It is good to be back!
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